A 3-day mini-course for the woman who's done “everything right” and still doesn’t feel like herself.
You’re not crazy. You’re just burned out, inflamed, and metabolically stuck.
Whether it’s stubborn weight, cold hands and feet, bloating, low temps, thinning hair, foggy brain, or your thyroid labs coming back “normal” while your body screams otherwise...
It’s time to reclaim your hot girl energy from the inside out by actually addressing what’s keeping your metabolism stuck + your cells in survival mode.
In this 3-day experience, we’ll cover:
🌀 Why thyroid issues aren’t just “genetic” — they’re rooted in minerals, toxins & your motherline
🧬 How metabolism, energy & digestion are connected (and why functional labs still miss this)
🎤 Throat chakra, vagus nerve & somatic clearing to unblock the energetic stagnation
🌡️ Daily pulse checks to read your thyroid in real time without a lab
💥 Cellular and soul reframes, potent action steps & root-cause shifts you’ve never heard before ;)
This isn’t another “support your thyroid with Brazil nuts” talk.
This is cellular. Spiritual. Somatic. Real.
💰 Only $33
Held inside Telegram (free app) so you can listen + integrate on the go.
You’ll walk away with more clarity, confidence, and direction than any free masterclass or Google search could ever give you.
And you get to listen on repeat.
⚡️ Jump in now, click below to join!
The Balanced Self
Gahanna, OH 43230
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